Anonymous Dev Jul 28, 2026 Sir, step aside. Your pom.xml declared java.version 21, then reverted to 17, and that inconsistency is grounds for additional screening. You also rebuilt the same Docker base image three separate times chasing one banned liquid, and it turned out the actual box cutter was a flag called -llr the whole time. And these five markdown rows you tagged N/A instead of a language? Sir, that is not a category, that is a confiscation. roasted by The TSA Agent